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Joke of the Day

"You know you're old... When your stripper has braces and you're wondering how much her parents paid for them."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side (If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)"

"A joke my three year old brother told me Why do cows poop carrots? BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!"

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"2 Fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other, ""Hey who's driving this thing?"""

"I told my mum I was goingto make a car out of spaghetti She was really surprised when I drove pasta"

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"

"Why is a rat and a jew alike? you can find both running through the sewer after a nice hot shower."

"Important stuff. If an orange is called an orange, then how come lemon is not called yellow?"

"""Is Phil coming tonight?"" ""Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?"" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*"