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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna call my mom 26 times today to tell her about all the nothing that I'm doing, just to even the score."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U. Because U keep reposting this joke."

"Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person A: Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person B: I don't know, do you?"

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can't."

"A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked ""I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."""

"Ramadan Putting the slim in Muslim."

"What do you call a black priest? ...holy shit im not racists or anything"

"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crimestoppers."

"I know this guy just hit the walk button, but I'm gonna hit it again b/c he looks like an idiot who can't do anything right."

"iPhones need a feature where an incoming call doesn't take up the whole screen so u can do other things while u ignore a phone call"