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Joke of the Day

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered 6 offender"

"I scream, you scream- Fine, I'll put down the flare gun and let the hostages go."

"There's so much sexism in this world. Just once I'd like to see a Maury show titled ""You are not the Mother""."

"How does the moon cut his hair Eclipse it"

"Where are the longest hairs of the body? Inside the nose. Because every time you pull one, you feel the pain until your ass."

"Next time you think you're weird think about how Walt Disney had a fetish for ducks and mice in high heels and shitload of mascara."

"""YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?"" - guy that just got a new kite for his birthday"

"How does a Jewish man make coffee? He brews it"

"Slipped on black ice So the other day I slipped on some black ice, at first I thought it was normal ice, but when I got up i noticed my wallet was missing."

"If it's important to you, you will find a way to make it happen. If it's not, you will find an excuse."