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Joke of the Day
"I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger. I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles."
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"Pizza is like sex... Its better with the boys"
"This is incredible Nothing has been reposted here all year!"
"Proud to announce that I'm still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don't know we're racing."
"How do you know you've been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork."
"Me: Did you just put your fingers in my drink? 5yo: I don't have poison on my fingers! Me: But why did you....wait, what?"
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. That rose's name? Albert Einstein."
"What do you call the North Korean dictator? Seouless"
"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"""Check, please!"" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table"