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Joke of the Day
"I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger. I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles."
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"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."
"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle rarely tip even when the service is good."
"I've had intimate problems all my life. I just can't get close to someone without feeling insecure. You said internet problems? Nevermind."
"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."
"Glee' creator says he's gotten death threats over show's politics... ...Gee, it must be terrifying to get death threats from gay 15-yr-olds!"
"My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: "" what do you call a deer with no eyes?"" "" no idear"""
"A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos."
"What, like you never stole 2000 loaves of bread on a dare? Shit happens. Look, Grandma, can you bail me out or not?"
"Detective: Where were you on the night- Me: Twitter Detective: Between the hour- Me: Twitter Detective: I wasn't fini- Me: Twitter"