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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel? A fireside rug you can get a good hump on. Source: Jo Brand on QI S3; Cat's Eyes"

"Girls on Facebook call it, ""The Walk of Shame."" Girls on Twitter call it, ""The Strut of Satisfaction"""

"How do you know you're in a modern art museum? If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece."

"Dead Babies What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke?"

"Why don't people like gay soccer players? They score against their own team."

"It's very easy to clean yourself to the tune of ""Uptown Funk"". Don't believe me? Just wash."

"Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper? Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )"

"There are other people smarter than me and better looking and more talented and richer but what I have that they don't is bitter jealousy."

"My grandmother was just diagnosed with Parkinson's disease She looks pretty shaken up about it"

"My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!"