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Joke of the Day
"what does r/jokes and the big bang theory have in common it's not funny 90% of the time"
Next Joke
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite film? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!!"
"Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy? Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it."
"I don't have shit to say and"
"I'm going out with two anorexic girls, Two birds, one stone"
"Yo moma is so fat That whenever she try's to photo bomb, she ends up being a back drop."
"What's the most popular pickup line at a gay bar? ""Hey, can I push your stool in?"""
"I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack.."
"""You may now kiss the bride"" Wow this is the happiest day of- *dad flies by in hot air ballon* QUEEERR *throws football at my head*"
"Go hard or stay average"