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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a drunk muslim? Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad."

"Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny."

"So.. this pickup line works Knock Knock. Who's there? Sex with. Sex with who? Sex with me!"

"Did you hear the one about the woman who couldn't handle a 9 inch dick? She had a metric pussy."

"Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital."

"You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air."

"Is it against the law for postal workers to smile or was it my audacity to mail something?"

"Life is what happens between Apple product releases."

"Yo mama's so fat... Instead of a cartwheel she does a ferriswheel."

"Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor? Because he didn't feel well."