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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"

"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"

"What is Spock's Birth Control method Vulcanized Rubber"

"Everyone keeps telling me that the holocaust happened.. But I don't know if it Israel."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base 3"

"I always wanted to be somebody I should have been more specific."

"I'm pretty sure the chick at this drive thru had me repeat, 'I'll take a number two', multiple times so she could laugh at me."

"Cavemen were smarter than we think. Do you know why cavemen dragged their women around by the hair? It was so they wouldn't fill up with rocks."

"Girl: Gonna keep having sex with this guy until he changes for me Guy: Can't believe she keeps having sex w/me I better not change a thing"

"I have a bomb. EDIT: This blew up."