85909

Joke of the Day

"A young boy asks his Jewish father if he can have $10.... The father responds ""8 dollars?! What do you need 6 dollars for?!"" :)"

"[cat support technician] Me: So you're here to fix my computer? Cat: *nods* Me: Great, here it is. Cat: *lays on keyboard & falls asleep*"

"Did you hear about the pirates who became shoe shiners? They were s*washbuckling*!"

"""Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong."" Muhammad Ali"

"They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal."

"My jokes are like my penis make feminists gag"

"Did anyone hear how Ellen Degeneres died? She drowned, they found her face down in Ricki Lake"

"What's crude and beneath most Canadians? America"

"It's nice that friends keep picking up my kids for play dates. It'd be even nicer if they'd stop bringing them back home."

"How did Godzilla get the job opportunity? Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall."