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Joke of the Day
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't"
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"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? *Nein*"
"You know why most americans love minions so much? Because they resemble Twinkies.."
"What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue? [OC] Icy dead people!"
"What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs? Eiffel."
"He asked what I like in bed so I was honest: 1. My dog 2. iPhone 3. Blankets fresh from the dryer 4. Take out"
"I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric and cable."
"""Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*"
"Grammar Nazis see things only two ways The Reich way or the wrong way"
"Ok I won't subliminally ask any more subtraction problems, but I only did it 6 or maybe 3 times. What's the difference?"