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Joke of the Day

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't"

"What is a Lumber-Jack from Massachusetts' favorite drink? A Boston Logger."

"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."

"If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I would choose alive."

"What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women? Snowballs."

"Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"

"What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons? jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)"

"What is 6.9? A very good moment ruined by a period."

"I told my wife my secret to losing 50 pounds in 1 minute. I buy everyone a round at the pub."