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Joke of the Day

"My ex got engaged at Christmas but apparently responding to the news with ""LOL"" is ""a representation of everything that is wrong with me."""

"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."

"""Please stop being mean"" - Me 3 seconds in to a rap battle"

"Your mama so stupid she thought Dick Cheney was a way to keep a man around."

"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."

"I like my women like I like my fish Battered,chopped up, and stored in the freezer."

"""If You See an Un-attended Bag, Please DO NOT Report It!"" ""..And thank you for shopping at Luggage World"""

"Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"People with speech impediments are just misunderstood."

"I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look."