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Joke of the Day

"So Cologne, Germany during WW2 was bombed and decimated by fire. I am sure the fire smelled pretty nice."

"""Daddy, how do stars die?"" ""Drugs, normally."""

"A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling. Fortunately he quit while he was a head."

"Don't say ""tits."" It's crass and disrespectful. Instead, say ""lady tits."""

"Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!"

"What should you do before cooking the vegetables? Remove the wheelchair"

"What's the one car that gingers can't have? A Kia Soul."

"Where does a Muslim learn to swim? Inshallah water."

"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming."

"I would rather... die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."