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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree? Ruff Bark"
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"Tim: This is Tim from accounting. Me: Hi Tim from accounting. Tim: Just say Tim. Me. Tim. Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim."
"What does an atheist yell during sex? Oh, nothing!"
"SRS bait. How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her."
"I decided to sell my vacuum... It was just collecting dust."
"You like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?! Then you'll love Aunt Jemima's new ""You Butter Recognize!"""
"What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken? Just the tiger"
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense"
"What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common? They both lose pounds really fast."
"A Segway segway Oh hey, speaking of Segways...."