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Joke of the Day

"They say ""confidence"" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say, ""not banging my friends"" would be a very close 2nd"

"I know the year isn't quite over, but so far, what are your Top 50 movies of 2012 with Tyler Perry?"

"What did the blondes left leg say to her right? Nothing... They've never met"

"Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""

"What's a space pirate's favorite planet? mArrrs!"

"A bald guy in a turtleneck sweater looks 97% like a roll-on deodorant."

"I was in a 3rd grade talent show and told a few jokes. I quickly got escorted off the stage because I'm 30 and should be at work."

"knock knock joke knock knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? BBQ chicken"

"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."

"The police came to my house looking for a child molester... I guess I wasn't supposed to volunteer."