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Joke of the Day

"How did Geordi La Forge go blind? He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck."

"[dismissed from jury duty because I kept coughing loudly the words 'bribe me']"

"""My wife's having a relationship with the Speaker of the House of Representatives"" ""Boehner?"" ""No, she assures me it's completely platonic."""

"On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most? thursday"

"How many ears do Star Trek fans have? 3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear."

"What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho? I'm Nacho Daddy."

"Customer: Can someone else serve us? Me:? C:I don't want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos. M: Satan wants their tiny souls."

"Are you going to take a bath? No I'm leaving it where it is."

"Any one wanna hear a funny joke? What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"

"Be carful guys, I read about a new app and if you use it you'll get a virus. Have you heard of Tinder?"