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Joke of the Day
"April showers bring May flowers. And car bombs, suicide bombers, beheadings, etc. Tis the season."
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"what do you call a Chinese man with 2 black eyes who lamped chow"
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved."
"There are two types of people Those who use false dichotomies, and those who don't."
"Anthropic principle: the universe must be as it is in order for us to perceive it Anthropomorphic principle: look, I'm a talking principle!"
"when I see a Facebook relationship status 'it's complicated' I imagine love through wormholes over tens of thousands of years, alien biology"
"Do something nice for your ex today, take them out. One bullet should do the trick."
"Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!"
"""I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In"" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner."
"What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong."