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Joke of the Day

"I was talking to my ex and she got the wrong end of the stick. The end that had been sharpened to a fine point."

"God all I want is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't change me."

"My son is suspended? Yes, in-school suspension. So he goes to school? Yes, but he's suspended. Suspended IN THE SCHOOL? Yes. Idiot."

"What toy should you never buy a Jewish child? A Bulldozer!"

"""hey is that a banana in your pock--"" *his pants open* *a banana steps out* *it walks towards you* *it hugs you* ""u have freed me. thank u"

"What did the flatulent man say to the preacher during confession? Forgive me Father, for i have wind."

"If a male asks another male for assistance helping him put on a particular piece of clothing, what is it? A brotie. ......(I know this joke was bad)"

"If laziness were an olympic discipline... ... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium..."

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear."

"They're marketing headphones specifically for gorillas now Rumor has it they'll be called Harambeats. I'm so sorry."