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Joke of the Day
"The Dali Lama walks into a Pizza store He says, ""make me one with everything"""
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"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."
"How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid."
"As a guy, it's not that I have anything against psychiatric wards... I'm just afraid of commitment."
"17 ways to get rid of click bait This is not one of them."
"What was Batman's greatest accomplishment? Pulling a Robin out of Bruce Wayne's Dick"
"""I have a dream that one day little black children will work together with little white children, to destroy Superman."" Martin Luthor King"
"Triscuits are a good snack if you've already eaten all the other snacks in your house and the boxes they came in and your own hands"
"I party like a Rockstar. A very poor Rockstar who isn't in a band anymore and starts yawning by 9pm and just wants to be home drinking tea."
"The detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case."