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Joke of the Day

"The Bat family were playing a game of ""old maid"" with a poker deck... Needless to say it was a never ending game. Everyone wanted the joker."

"What do you call a cunt squared? A box."

"I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time."

"if ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines Day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too"

"Sometimes I get jealous of the lingo black people use that I can't use. Then I remember as a white person I have things I can say that they can't like. ""Hey dad."" Or ""Thanks for the warning officer"""

"Attributed to Mr Rogers... ...supposedly told by him to a FOAF on his first day on the job as a cameraman on Mr Rogers Neighborhood. Knock knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? No, fuck WHOM."

"This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven."

"fight club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"

"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""

"Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken came in a different box."