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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favourite Olympics event? Fencing."
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"A surrealist entered an Indian market. It felt very bazaar."
"What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !"
"Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling."
"""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso"
"What do u call a girl having no boyfriend?"
"I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound."
"What do women and fly wire have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get."
"Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."