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Joke of the Day

"Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I paid for a $0.95 corndog with a dollar!"

"What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire? The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it."

"Insensitive Building a treehouse seems insensitive. It's like killing something and having his friend hold it."

"Have a box of tissues on hand when you watch ""Ghosts of Girlfriends Past"" on DVD, guys. And, yes, I mean for the copious weeping. Jerks."

"What did Jesus say after he was resurrected? Nailed it"

"Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline."

"What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!"

"Whats the difference between pork and beef? Once fucking someone and the other one if fucking someone over"

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin..."

"What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet? They're both off and running."