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Joke of the Day
"Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh it's all right. I know what's inside."
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"What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa."
"I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa."
"Remember duck tape turns no no no... In to mmm mmm mmm"
"BAR JOKE So, a guy walks into a bar...."
"I'm married to a nut I guess you could say I'm fucking nuts."
"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love to crack open a cold one."
"The economy is so bad I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank."
"Why is a hemiola unfair? Because it's three against two."
"If Michael Vick was a Pokemon trainer.... ..he would be a gym leader"