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Joke of the Day

"""Have they tried turning him off and then on again?"" - Me, suggesting a cure for Stephen Hawking."

"Whats common between Reddit jokes & Dave ? You never get tired of seeing them again & again ..."

"How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus? Tentacles."

"Dear readers of reddit, What is the best insult/comeback you've ever thrown down?"

"My oldest approached me today, and told me he was feeling suicidal. I said, ""Hang in there, son,"" and pointed to the spare room."

"How do we know God's not a woman? We're not sandwiches."

"Men treat women like objects. Weird men treat objects like women."

"How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!"

"A woman turns to her husband and asks... ""Dear, how many women have you slept with?"" He replied, ""Just you dear, the other ones kept me awake."""

"[getting an x-ray] TECHNICIAN: Quit putting that box of chocolates on your chest. ME: Just tell me which ones are coconut."