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Joke of the Day

"When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant? Taco Tuesday"

"always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away"

"Honestly Officer, I do have a few ideas as to why I'd get pulled over, but I'm kind of afraid to tell you. Let's both say it on 1-2-3, ok?"

"I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen... ...they were reigning cats and dogs."

"How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb?. How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb? I belive GE is a corner stone of the American economy."

"Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? ""He wanted to be a hentertainer."""

"How do you get a baby to stop choking? Take your dick out of its mouth."

"My friends bakery burnt down... It was toast =D lmao"

"If Jason Bateman had a servant... Would his servant call him Master Bateman?"

"Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods."