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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."

"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell if i know) :)"

"I like my women like my chicken... White meat only."

"Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!"

"Bob told his wife, ""I can't work for him anymore after what he said to me"". Wife: What did he say? Bob: You're fired"

"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted."

"What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease? Stephen Walkin"

"What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? The Whore-Monica"

"The treadmill is the only product we have that the 'The Jetsons' had, I'm very disappointed at how far behind be are."

"I was arrested at a New Year's party last night I'm sorry, but when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your fight or flight instincts kick in..."