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Joke of the Day
"The titanic is all like... ""I nominate all my passengers for the ice bucket challenge"""
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"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup."
"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"" Caddy: ""The way you play sir it's a sin any day of the week!"""
"I'm not an observant Jew. You might even say I'm an oblivious Jew."
"What do you get when you cross a republican house with a democratic senate?"
"My sister got upset that I washed our puppy with my own, human shampoo. I reassured her it had already been tested on dogs."
"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"
"If you ever feel dumb, remember sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they are tree branches and fall to the ground."
"I bought my wife a new dress A really slinky number But it only works when shes going down stairs"
"Just remembered this one I made a few years ago How are the Mafia and the Amish similar? They both don't like wires"