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Joke of the Day
"What sport do you play with a wombat? Wom"
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"Drummer's joke I texted my old band today saying I miss playing music. They replied with ""What's new? You missed playing, when you were with us, man!"""
"The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just ""lay in bed and watch TV all day"" I traveled very far thank u"
"Never treat a woman like an object. It hates that."
"What do the jingle bell rock and an irritating girl with a cold commenting on a YouTube video have in common? A one horse sleigh And one *hoarse* ""slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"" (omg yaaaaaasssss)"
"I invented a new sex position called the JFK I splatter all over her while she feverishly tries to get out of the car."
"You wanna take this outside bro? You sure bro? It's awfully chilly bro. Hold on bro, let me grab my scarf."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !"
"How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias."
"Wife: My family is coming over. Me: ....? Wife: PANTS! PUT ON PANTS!"