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Joke of the Day
"Skunks are just mean cats with asshole powers. Get it?"
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"I love women so much that.. If I were a woman I'd be lesbian."
"What's the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain't gettin' no Christmas presents!"
"Golf Joke: Drag Charlie - YouTube Latest Golf Joke from www.TightLies.tv"
"I bet the LAPD gets a lot of calls about ""a lost, lonely-looking little girl"" that turn out to be David Spade walking home."
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"Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs."
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"Coaching my son's soccer team, I thought moms would be all over me - no! They are always, ""The popsicles are for AFTER the game."" Bitches."
"Guys, I'm officially having sex tonight so please don't disturb me between 9.30 and 9.31"