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Joke of the Day

"Movie critics have said some negative things about the new movie Jobs... I guess Ashton Kutcher didn't do a good Jobs."

"What do you call a Skydiving criminal Condescending"

"What is a printer's favorite Village People song? YMCK"

"Iron Man is a super hero... Iron woman is a command."

"An irishman walks out of a bar..."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror like all of those people in his car."

"What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common? a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it.."

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to D!ck, Especially since his name is Steve."

"He's as sharp as a bowling ball."

"Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to ""Take them to the Bee Room!"""