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Joke of the Day

"It's 2035: By law, all burglar alarms are fitted with projectors so burglars are distracted by dancing Tupac holograms until police arrive."

"So I found out about this huge magnet near my house. It's called a Walmart and it pulls all the fat people in my town close to it."

"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."

"Study says that 1 in 3 people suffers from short term memory"

"Potato potato tomato tomato It works better when spoken..."

"What do you call a bunch of black dudes in a shed... Antique garden tools."

"Why is Santa such a jolly old elf? He knows where the naughty girls live."

"Did you mean pacific or specific? Cuz seriously, one is an ocean."

"Tired? There's a nap for that"

"I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential."