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Joke of the Day
"What's a horse's favorite dance The Neigh Neigh"
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"How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they have to be very small."
"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays"
"Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!"
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"
"A baby seal walks into a club. buh dum tssss."
"My kids just connected worlds in Minecraft. So now they can fight in a virtual universe too."
"I rarely watch Fox news because every time I do I feel like I'm sitting in on a very unpleasant condo board meeting"
"I have on my new shoes today. They are so cute, and comfortable, as long as I don't stand in them or walk in them."
"That'll do, fellas. I think we're good on breathy singer-songwriters who sound like they're creepily whispering rapey stuff in our ears."