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Joke of the Day

"If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait."

"Did You Hear About The Orgy In The Forest? People came in groves."

"what do you call a sad tree? Mourning wood"

"Dumb blondes Why does a dumb blonde have a deep bellybutton? They probably have dumb boyfriends too !"

"Asian people, when surprised, look similar to white people who are staring into the sun"

"I like my women like I like my books. With big Titles."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic"

"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"

"I have a good League of Legends jokes Doublelift joins TSM!! HAHAHA AMIRITE GUYS!! :'("

"""honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?"" ""who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"""