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Joke of the Day
"What's the top selling book of all time in Korea? 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
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"HELLACIOUS Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full."
"My Girlfriend says I never listen to her Or something like that"
"What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook? ""Most likely to Secede"""
"Did you hear about the guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid? It's okay though, he said he can stop whenever he wants."
"First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam."
"The worst part of being named Michael is repeatedly being broken up with via a text that states *drops Mike*"
"There's a great deal of tainted money in the world... It taint yours and it taint mine!"
"I'm mad at myself for losing an argument while rehearsing it in my head, so don't tell me how hard your life is"
"What does Reddit and Dating have in common? It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle."