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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vegetarian? A hopeless romaine-tic"
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"""Dad, I'm suicidal."" ""Hi suicidal, I'm dad."""
"I was offered a job working as medieval escort. Unfortunately, I turned it down because I would have to work fucking knights."
"Autocorrect sucks Amorites guys?"
"What do you call someone who murders a hundred people with a potato masher? A mash murderer."
"Bom Dia means good morning in Portuguese Apparently it also means bomb him in Indonesian"
"What do basic cave bitches wear? UGGA Boots"
"Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since LAST Friday."
"Breaking News! President Putin have decided to restore Crimea territory to Ukraine. But President Poroshenko was so drunk and just declined the offer."
"Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."