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Joke of the Day
"What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A drowning epileptic."
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"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute? ""You can keep the tip."""
"Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes? Because they have no inner-soles"
"Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!"
"[ORIGINAL] What's a priest's favorite cheese? Swiss. It's holey."
"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."
"[NSFW] Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit"
"""You are gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late"" Jokes on you I am gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what."
"The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it."