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Joke of the Day

"Threading the hook... Are those fishermen that are good with their hands, wrangling the worm -- called Master Baiters ? Boom-boom"

"Glove modeling is a very stable career path... ... you are sure to get a hand job every day."

"My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon ! Thanks Panama Papers !"

"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"Me: I just need some time alone, please. *closes door* - Ma'am, if you're not trying on clothes, we'll need you to leave the dressing room."

"Chinese kid was born before the due date Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"How are Jews and children similar? They both don't like to take showers."

"I like my wine like I like my girls... Eight to ten years old, and kept in my cellar."

"Oh, so you don't know how bright this flashlight is? Let me enlighten you."

"i think ive gone insane. i cut off my nose. nothing makes scents anymore."