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Joke of the Day
"Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work? He had to close a sail"
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"Didja hear they're developing a new gameshow targeted specifically at an LGBT audience? Yeah - they're gonna call it ""Bruce or Dare"""
"ME: my greatest strength is giving people clever nicknames. QUESTION ASKER MAN: and how is this a skill that will help you here?"
"What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem."
"I hate it when TV shows say they contain ""adult situations"" but then don't show anyone going to a job they hate, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid's vomit."
"The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess."
"Everything is rightly confused."
"Has 2 wings but doesn't fly, Has 2 eyes but doesn't see, has 2 legs doesn't walk, what is it ? A Dead bird"
"Researchers find a very smart blonde...."
"- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile? - Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed."