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Joke of the Day

"*runs into long lost friend* Him- I started out on the bottom now I'm a district MGR. what do you do? Me- I disappoint people"

"*leads a conga line off of a bridge"

"Why do teenagers want to work for Intel? Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even"

"Sometimes my girlfriend and i like to laugh about how competitive we are. But i laugh more."

"What do two horny astronauts do in the orbiting satellite? (NSFW) They Fuck Around"

"3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?"

"I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Chinese girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"I tried to come out of the closet by singing. It was my swan song"

"I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river... ...but he was in The Nile."