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Joke of the Day
"Remember the guy who lost his left side? He's *alright* now"
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"What did the animal killer scream as he attacked the alpaca farm in Tibet? DIIIIIEEEEE LLAMA!"
"Taught a man how to BUY fish. So much easier."
"*sees guy ordering pizza* ""With onion"" (Ok) ""Sausage"" (Nice) ""Mushroom"" (Hell yea) ""Chk"" (Plz) ""Meatballs"" (Why) ""Anchovies"" (Ur dead to me)"
"I saw my buddy Barry Goldstein at the casino the other night. It was very un-jew-sual."
"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."
"Why can't a bicycle stand up? It is two tired."
"The worst part of locking your keys in your car What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger"
"Damn girl are you the meta? 'Cause I really didn't need this cumback."
"What is an Irish 7 course meal? A six pack and a potato"