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Joke of the Day
"What goes in God's Toilet? Holy crap."
Next Joke
"Did you hear the story about the frog? It was ribbeting."
"ME: [rubbing stomach after a big meal] WAITER: please stop touching me"
"My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike"
"Before you decide to become an atheist try dipping an Oreo in Nutella once"
"Whenever I rely on gravity, it lets me down. Every single time."
"A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen."""
"Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore..... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."
"Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it."
"Never feel like you're too small to make a difference. After all, a tiny raisin has the ability to RUIN EVERYTHING ITS BAKED IN."