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Joke of the Day
"My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it."
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"A decent news site shouldn't have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole666 ""thinks."""
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking."
"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"
"cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? - Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? - OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!"
"I just typed ""married"" and it came out ""martyred"". Damn smart phone is becoming self aware."
"OP is in labour. Still can't deliver."
"What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair? Parachute"
"Why does Oedipus hate to swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
"Your mama so fat.... She uses a paint roller to apply lipstick."