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Joke of the Day

"I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped. ... My uncle doesn't fuck around when he plays Monopoly."

"Nike is coming out with a line of Air Brady football shoes. They have a built in suspension feature. You just have to let some air out."

"Cops caught me fapping in a park and asked my penis if it wanted to press charges."

"Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel."

"The Size of my Penis is Very Private It's information that should be kept between me, my doctor, and his wife."

"""I see"" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw"

"What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher."

"Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury. When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole."

"What do you call a preacher with an erection? A firm believer"

"How is an NBA photographer like a Trump supporter? They both want to shoot black people."