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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that the word ""gullible"" cannot even be found in the dictionary? The truth hurts doesn't it?"

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"Him: I'm sorry, can we start over? Me: great idea! You introduce yourself, and this time I'll keep walking."
"*sleepy* *so sleepy* *SO SO sleepy* *brush my teeth* WIDE AWAKE."
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"""Based on a true story"" means it happened more or less like this, but with ugly people."
"Leave a Post-It on your girlfriend's birth control that says, ""guess u don't want 2 have my babies haha."""