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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that the word ""gullible"" cannot even be found in the dictionary? The truth hurts doesn't it?"

"Fallout 4 doesn't come out in Japan until Dec. 17th Which is fair because they got the original fallout 70 years before us"

"A guy walks up to a girl at the bar. Not knowing she was crazy, he says ""hey, you're an 8!"" She smiles at him and begins peeing on the floor."

"March Into Battle by Sally Forth"

"What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common? They're both myths. EDIT: spelling"

"Him: I'm sorry, can we start over? Me: great idea! You introduce yourself, and this time I'll keep walking."

"*sleepy* *so sleepy* *SO SO sleepy* *brush my teeth* WIDE AWAKE."

"Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject."

"""Based on a true story"" means it happened more or less like this, but with ugly people."

"Leave a Post-It on your girlfriend's birth control that says, ""guess u don't want 2 have my babies haha."""