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Joke of the Day
"What is a cats favorite website? Reddot.com"
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"To the person crowding me in the checkout line, do you want a hug .. 'cause if you get any closer, I'm gonna assume you do and give you one."
"What does the baker turned counterfeiter say? ""I make my own dough"". My sister Katie came up with this one."
"Why are waiters terrible pornstars? They only want the tip"
"Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania."
"What do you call it when a fish fucks his sister? Fincest. (This joke is shitty, I know, but I couldn't resist posting it.)"
"How do you tell which potato on the street corner is the prostitute? It has a sticker on it that says ""Idaho."""
"How do you fit an elephant into a string bikini? You take the ""s"" out of ""sex"" and the ""f"" out of ""way."""
"How many music majors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 16 One to screw it in and 15 others to stand around and talk shit about how bad the one person did."
"Why is Time a whore? Because she fucks everybody."