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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Pakistani prostitute in France? Lahore."
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"A haiku i wrote Roses are red and Violets are fucking violet You ignorant cunt"
"""It's not about who's right or wrong."" ~ The person that is wrong"
"Im finally using reddit how it was meant to be used And ive run out of toilet paper"
"Lincoln cars can't turn left. They're all right, all right, all riiiggghhht"
"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."
"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"
"most ppl write it like ""haha"", but if i were to write my laugh phonetically it would be ""boop boop boopityboopleboop"" i laugh weird boopboop"
"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"
"When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived."