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Joke of the Day
"I fucked myself last night. I wanted to get first-hand experience."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers"
"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has dates."
"Why black people are so tall ? Because they're/their kNEe GROwS."
"The hardest part about having a beard Washing the smell of pussy out of it everyday."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? TWO....but it's really hard to get them in there"
"Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out."
"What does a laser in a church sound like? Pew pew pew!"
"I do this amazing trick where I can erase every restaurant from your memory. Ready? Ok, here goes... ""Where should we go for dinner?"""
"If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims"