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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football."
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"How many friend-Zoned Guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and then get pissed off when it wont screw."
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"I know a lot of clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over peoples heads."
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"A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, ""Do you have any colored printers?"" To which the clerk responds, ""It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."""
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