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Joke of the Day
"Q: How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? A: Pretty hot"
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"You know how you can tell a Black Bear from a Grizzly? Black Bears smoke Newports."
"What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter? Mohammed Dali"
"How do they practice safe sex in Scotland? They brand the sheep that kick."
"WARNING: Big Spoiler Inside! http://www.dswens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/P1130541.jpg"
"""Sweating bullets"" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot."
"A friend sent me a gif of LA traffic Took me about a day to realise it was a pic. (based on a submission on reddit some time ago) Also, this joke is shit, i get that."
"The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in"
"Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne."
"I never realized just how much of parenting is surreptitiously throwing away artwork."