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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to tell you all about a color I made up..... but, as it turns out, it was just a pigment of my imagination."

"There is no such thing as Internet stalking. Stalking requires physical activity. Fun activity like softly brushing your hair at night Sarah"

"What do you call a witch who only eats sand? Malnourished."

"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free"

"A jew , a christian, and a muslim board a plane The stewardess says : ahh, you guys again?"

"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"

"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."

"I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent. Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night."

"texting and driving is dangerous because u might accidentally text the lips emoji to your boss"