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Joke of the Day
"Bruce Jenner just got rooted by his own son Right in the pussy"
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"Tomorrow is a day of fasting and abstinence for many denominations. So I guess that means no meat of ANY kind."
"A guy walks in a library and sees a chunky chick in his favorite spot Guy: Hey I'm Drew, whats your name? Girl: Paige Guy: Paige huh? Well...you look like a whole fuckin book!"
"I Can't Believe I Don't Get More Recognition For Being Really Modest"
"New 10 dollar bill did you hear about the new 10 dollar bill with a women on it ? ... it's only worth $7.70"
"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"
"HO_SE BOAT I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat, Horse Boat"
"The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers."
"I RELATE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP BECAUSE OF THE ROMANCE AND NOT BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A DOG MOUTH"
"Woman walks in on a man who's masturbating. Woman says, ""Eww you pervert!""... **Man** walks in on a **woman** who's masturbating. Woman says ""Eww you pervert!"" credit: /u/nobodyatnight"